if anybody knows any chck norris jokes plz post them up here i will start it off


chuck norris one day decided to sell his urine as a enery drink...we now it as redbull

Ok i will add some, and note to other members dont just post like 1, post at least 3 or 4.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

hah, chuck noris , never heard of him before