Just make them up, but keep this thread light hearted, don't want it to offend anybody.
Here's an example: Anna Nicole Smith's cause of death was an overdose of Trimspa! (yes, I made that up my self(as far as I know))
Anyone got any more?
Full Version: Conspiracy theories...
well whenever someone mentions a conspiracy theory, i have to mention the theory that tupac is alive. its not funny, but its a pretty popular one. (BTW, i do believe he is alive haha)
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well whenever someone mentions a conspiracy theory, i have to mention the theory that tupac is alive. its not funny, but its a pretty popular one. (BTW, i do believe he is alive haha)
and we dont already know that?
QUOTE(la_faker_81 @ Sep 10 2007, 07:15 AM) 
well whenever someone mentions a conspiracy theory, i have to mention the theory that tupac is alive. its not funny, but its a pretty popular one. (BTW, i do believe he is alive haha)
I concurr
tupac is not alive or maybe he is hmmmm who knows *x-files theme plays in background*
the whole world is controlled by a group of fatcats sitting on the super secret moonbase, they make all the decisions of the world so that the shipments of cheese never stop coming back to the moon from earth... one day we will all have to buy all our cheese from the moon cuz they have all of it... all cheese will one day be known as lunar-cheese
Who's Tupac?
the fact that cows have all the power in the world. they cool and intelligent yet they only say moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
o_0
anyone else agree with me?
o_0
anyone else agree with me?
No, I think poles will take over the world......You stand there pissed off, and then they mock you and you punch them and they break your knuckle! And ten they act like nothing happned! They also cleverly position themselves so you bump into them.
QUOTE(la_faker_81 @ Sep 10 2007, 06:14 AM)
well whenever someone mentions a conspiracy theory, i have to mention the theory that tupac is alive. its not funny, but its a pretty popular one. (BTW, i do believe he is alive haha)
I agree with this.
He's hiding out in Jamaica.
I will now post some more evidence supporting tupac is alive:
That night suge knight orchstrated the killing of tupac shakur. It is very clear he was the one who organised the shooting. Now, i do beleive tupac was shot, and he did go to hospital. I think, that in there Afeni organsised to put tupac in the federal witness protection program. Now when you enter this program you can enter it as the option of being "deceased"". When tupac was in hospital the first thing he would have said to afeni was it was death row. This way even if 2pac returned today he wouldnt face chargers against him because the feds knew about this. I will now give some more evidence the cops are behind this:
POLICE DESTROYED EVIDENCE?
Official police reports made by the Las Vegas Metro Police claim two officers witnessed Tupac's remains at his alleged autopsy. The same officers also claimed to have taken poloroids of either before, during or after the alleged autopsy. Later, in sworn affidavits, the officers further state, they DISPOSED of and/or DESTROYED the poloroids.
In all criminal investigations, especially in cases of homicide, the evidence is always preserved, never destroyed. I recall an A&E broadcast in which police officers "faked a husband's death" and officers stated, "We later destroyed the photos" in this case. Why? The photos were evidence of nothing more than a FAKE DEATH.
WITNESS PROTECTION?
In case you don't know, gangs and all gang related activities such as shootings are considered as mob action, by law. That means, law enforcement authorities can by law use sting tactics, such as wire taps and witness protection programs, in order to convict chief members of mafias and gangs.
The FBI is involved in any case relevant to mob action. Long story short, the first thing the FBI does when a potential witness in an undercover mob investigation has had an assassination attempt of said witness, is place the person or persons under federal protection, called witness protection by most standards.
This incident marked a second assassination attempt on Tupac's life, first in New York then Las Vegas. There is no doubt, the first action FBI agents would have taken in this case, is to place Tupac under the federal witness protection and change his identity. Police reports show, two officers arrived on the scene following the shooting in Las Vegas. After speaking with Shakur on the scene one officer states in his report, "Shakur, is our best WITNESS.
People also have to remember, thing is tupac doesnt have to hide when he has his indentity changed.
I just thought id add some info to this lol.
That night suge knight orchstrated the killing of tupac shakur. It is very clear he was the one who organised the shooting. Now, i do beleive tupac was shot, and he did go to hospital. I think, that in there Afeni organsised to put tupac in the federal witness protection program. Now when you enter this program you can enter it as the option of being "deceased"". When tupac was in hospital the first thing he would have said to afeni was it was death row. This way even if 2pac returned today he wouldnt face chargers against him because the feds knew about this. I will now give some more evidence the cops are behind this:
POLICE DESTROYED EVIDENCE?
Official police reports made by the Las Vegas Metro Police claim two officers witnessed Tupac's remains at his alleged autopsy. The same officers also claimed to have taken poloroids of either before, during or after the alleged autopsy. Later, in sworn affidavits, the officers further state, they DISPOSED of and/or DESTROYED the poloroids.
In all criminal investigations, especially in cases of homicide, the evidence is always preserved, never destroyed. I recall an A&E broadcast in which police officers "faked a husband's death" and officers stated, "We later destroyed the photos" in this case. Why? The photos were evidence of nothing more than a FAKE DEATH.
WITNESS PROTECTION?
In case you don't know, gangs and all gang related activities such as shootings are considered as mob action, by law. That means, law enforcement authorities can by law use sting tactics, such as wire taps and witness protection programs, in order to convict chief members of mafias and gangs.
The FBI is involved in any case relevant to mob action. Long story short, the first thing the FBI does when a potential witness in an undercover mob investigation has had an assassination attempt of said witness, is place the person or persons under federal protection, called witness protection by most standards.
This incident marked a second assassination attempt on Tupac's life, first in New York then Las Vegas. There is no doubt, the first action FBI agents would have taken in this case, is to place Tupac under the federal witness protection and change his identity. Police reports show, two officers arrived on the scene following the shooting in Las Vegas. After speaking with Shakur on the scene one officer states in his report, "Shakur, is our best WITNESS.
People also have to remember, thing is tupac doesnt have to hide when he has his indentity changed.
I just thought id add some info to this lol.
One word:
Zeitgeist
It's a documentary talking about religion-Christianity, 9/11 and World Banks and World Gov't.
Real eye opener, got me thinking for days lol
BTW 69th post giggity giggity goo
Zeitgeist
It's a documentary talking about religion-Christianity, 9/11 and World Banks and World Gov't.
Real eye opener, got me thinking for days lol
BTW 69th post giggity giggity goo
that america didn't really land on the moon, it was all fake. or that bill gates foundation is really an offshore account. 
. people these days. >:[.
. people these days. >:[.
Thundercats were based on a true story.
Tupac is hiding out in Jamaica.
He plays poker with Elvis on Thursday nights.
He plays poker with Elvis on Thursday nights.
i could kick chuck norises @ss....nvm x_x
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