Well, I have PLENTY of these stories, and felt its time to share with someone
Im sure you all have a lot of these stories, or atleast a few.

So here are a few of my Best and Funniest:

1. Funniest Successful Pickup:
Typical Saturday, hanging in the mall with some friends at the food court, we decided to play a game. Whoever could get the LEAST rejections, wins Sounds fun right? Well it is Lol
My friend decides to pick out this blonde hotty. So I stroll over to her and used the only line that came to my head, 'Whats a Fat Penguin?' (So terribly horrible), and she kinda laughed at me and said 'I have no idea...', while she was still laughing I piped in 'A good ice breaker' (Always love the classics)
The girl laughed so hard and just couldnt resist me Turns out I got her number off one line Hahah

2. This is my funniest rejection story:
Now this girl was REALLY fine, and I picked her on my own
My girlfriend saw me checking her out, so she said she wont give me shit if I could actually get her number. To be honest, there was no hope in hell of me getting her number. But I decided to give it a shot, since my girl seemed cool with it.
I walked up to the girl, and asked if I could sit by her (again this was in the food court, but at a later date). She said she didnt care, so I sat down. I offered her a drink, trying to pull the 'Polite Man' moves Once she got her drink, we started talking for a bit. After that I guess I forgot about my girlfriend sitting across the food court, and she decided to remind me she was there. She walked over to me, dumped a Coke on my lap, slapped me and walked away. I jumped up to go after her, but ended up ripping my shorts on the way up.
There I was in the middle of the food court, Coke on my ripped shorts and no girl to walk away with
I guess it cant get much worst than that.

Well, lets hear your funny stories
Or maybe just some pickups lines I can try out sometime Lol

Pickup- Well most of my pickups are just girls that come over and say can i have my number lol, but maybe one of the funniest ones is i was with one of my best friends and we went to a nebraska game, and these like 3 hot girls were following me and my friend, then after the game my best friends moms told them my number which she memorized for some reason :/ it was kinda werid because it ended up the girls lived at least 45 miles away from me

Rejection-I went up to a girl and i was going to ask her out as my friend pushed me into her and i grabbed her ass(accidently) did not go well

and also y would u go over to talk to a girl with your girlfriend there?

She was apparently cool with it then he got coke spilled on him??



Easy way to win...don't try to pick up lol

lollll i was on the train and there was this model in her 20s and im 15 i walked up to her and said are you tired she said yes loll then i said because youv been runing through my mind all day and she started laughing then we started speaking and she told me she was a model bla bla then 5 days later i see her picture on a banner on the bus for a perfume

Ohh thats original lmaoo

Id say ya best bet is to catch the girls eye and smile at them, works everytime. CHAT UP LINES DONT WORK! Its a fact, your gona get the lass if you just go over and start talking to them because they admire the confidence.

Theres a U18 club i go to and litraly all ya do is say will ya go wif us? and ya kiss em Cant get any simpler!
Afta ya finished ya just walk off lmao no goodbyes or anything!

lucky

Haa its were i had my first kiss

I swear anything goes, like ya can just grab anyones ass ya like and no one stops ya!

But its abit anoying when lasses start grabbin ma ass lmao

I havent been in a while but thinking of all the good memorys makes me want to go again!

"I'll have you moaning like a retard"

am sure the girls love that 1

Liking the mates more is always a bad thing which happens to me loads.

LMAOOO same i live in australia sydney and there is this U18 dance party and instead of you walking up to the girls the girls walk up to you and ask you to dance whateva start playing with them touching their ass they dont care.

I remember one but ive never used it because its so dry. It goes like this:
"Can i borrow a calculator. I want to calculate your digits"

A sweet one is, 'is your father a bank robber? Because someones stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes'

Damn girls are suckers to tha

CORNBALL FTW....lol jk

Pickup lines:
this is one i heard of, and actually joked around saying it a couple of times.
man-Here, i think that you are going to need this vaisene.
Woman-why would i ned that?
Man- so you can see our future together.
lol it was soo corny when i said it, but i got a good laugh out of it.

wat ever girl falls 4 that 1 must have 1 brain cell, not that am sayin that thats a bad thing

well wewere at the mall with mi mates and there were these three hot ass chicks so i walked up to them and asked for this 1 chicks numba and 1 of the oda girls thought i was askin for her numba but i wasnt it was her freind haha

I'll take a shot at this:

Here's my best pickup:
I was staying on campus over the summer because of some dumb program that was gonna give me money for college. Apparently, there were a bunch of french chicks staying at the dorms across from ours.
A couple looks and a rose swept her off her feet. Let's just say all the girls who witnessed me giving the rose to her was jealous for the rest of the summer.

Worst rejection:
I was at the outside of the mall talking with a group of girls and tryin to see if I could get anywhere. Little did I know one of my buddies was sneaking up behind me and pushed me into them. After getting my face out of one of the girl's chests, she slapped me and I wasn't gonna get any further. Later that day I beat the crap outta my friend

just a few pickup lines i got from google
lol a few of these made me laugh
i'll get more soon

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?

thats a good one will remember that

Thanks guys, you have just made my day.

Lol..wheres your input

My best pick-up line....even though I'm young

Must suck being you huh?

WHY!?!!?!

Because you have no hope in hell of being the lucky guy to go out with you

is ur father a baker? cause you got some nice buns haha

Lmfao!!! That's a good one

You'd probably get slapped for that one

dude thats cheesy as f**k

Another good one...

Girl, yesterday I was half the man you see, because baby your the other half of me. LMAO